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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 10 months ago

Anon falls in love

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Anon falls in love

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 10 months ago
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  • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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    233•10 months ago

    Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D

    • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      52•10 months ago

      After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

      • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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        21•10 months ago

        How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

        • Match!!
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          20•10 months ago

          might’ve recovered from long COVID

          • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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            10•10 months ago

            As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      9•10 months ago

      I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.

    • @Disgracefulone@discuss.online
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      3•10 months ago

      Missed a perfect opportunity to say something like “prancing pig in a panic”.

  • @Gnugit@aussie.zone
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    169•10 months ago

    If someone is deaf from birth and gains hearing from implants later in life, you whisper in their ear and they can’t see your lips they won’t understand because they have never heard the audio before. Is this correct?

    • AItoothbrush
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      17•10 months ago

      In the beggining he said after a while she noticed or something like that so it means she had partial hearing loss.

      • @AccountMaker@slrpnk.net
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        11•10 months ago

        I figured that she noticed him visually, a shadow was cast or she saw movement. Anon also said that she heard her mom “for the first time” when she got the implant.

        Taking all this into account, while the greentext seems to have avoided the first label of homosexuality, the verity of the story nevertheless has to be put into question.

        • @rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works
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          5•10 months ago

          “I move closer to he”

          Anon may be gay too

        • @InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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          3•10 months ago

          “a shadow was cast”

          Ominous 😄

    • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      13•10 months ago

      Yes, but it’s not just deaf from birth people. Your brain has to wire itself to understanding the signals from the implant

    • @frazw@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      How could you possibly know what a visual representation of a sound sounds like if you’ve never had the relationship between the two pointed out to you??

    • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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      1•10 months ago

      If your whispered in their ear, then yes, if you’ve never heard English you can’t understand it

      I didn’t see that in the post - lip reading would still that gap nicely, as would signing and speaking at The same time

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    140•10 months ago

    I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

    • @cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      50•10 months ago

      what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

      • @FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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        47•10 months ago

        a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          5•10 months ago

          Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. please don’t do this

    • SkaveRat
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      24•10 months ago

      losing the user manual is a bitch

    • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      2•10 months ago

      Deaf! Dumb! Blind?

      • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        5•10 months ago

        But she sure plays a mean pinball.

  • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    112•10 months ago

    So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.

    Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened

    • KillingTimeItself
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      16•10 months ago

      the real question is if it’s also gay too.

      dont ask me i don’t use four chan.

    • @nutsack@lemmy.world
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      16•10 months ago

      what if they’re both fat

    • @psud@aussie.zone
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      3•10 months ago

      She would have had to learn to hear, learn to speak. Perhaps she couldn’t understand them, perhaps all the meaning communicated was in sign language

    • @Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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      3•10 months ago

      Also “she gave me her number.” And? Did you call her?

      (I guess I’m dating myself here because texting is a thing, but…)

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        12•10 months ago

        I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•10 months ago

      How do you know he was a confidential informant?

  • @DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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    70•10 months ago

    This is fake, but not gay.

    • Flax
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      22•10 months ago

      Turns out anon is a female

      • @Malfeasant@lemm.ee
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        5•10 months ago

        Don’t be silly, there are no women on the internet.

        • @DeanFogg@lemm.ee
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          3•10 months ago

          We’ve already established the fake

        • Flax
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          2•10 months ago

          Oh yeah, good point. Didn’t think of that. My apologies.

    • @tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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      22•10 months ago

      Did Anon specify their gender?

      • @DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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        7•10 months ago

        No, I assumed it for a stupid joke.

    • @Shard@lemmy.world
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      5•10 months ago

      Oh this is the gayest green text I’ve seen in long time /s

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      3•10 months ago

      Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

  • @sir_pronoun@lemmy.world
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    64•10 months ago

    Maybe it was a bit much to ask that during such an emotional moment? I mean, let the woman decide when she has her wits together…

  • @mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    53•10 months ago

    NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.

    • @Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      18•10 months ago

      WHO’S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?

  • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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    35•10 months ago

    I never expect when greentexts hit right in the feels.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OPM
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      26•10 months ago

      Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

  • sweetpotato
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    This is really cute, but the first thing you should’ve said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.

    • @TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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      21•10 months ago

      “So, as I was trying to say…”

      • @DeanFogg@lemm.ee
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        8•10 months ago

        Come here often?

  • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    26•10 months ago

    To much word!

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉OPM
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      Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

      • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        57•10 months ago

        Cry

        • @thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca
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          16•10 months ago

          evrytiem

  • AlexanderESmith
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    20•10 months ago

    Hears her Mom for the first time… which means she’s never heard words before… how the fuck does she know what “I love you, please marry me” is supposed to mean? It’s just a jumble of new, incomprehensible sounds…

    Being able to read and write doesn’t mean you can understand spoken language, or speak.

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      15•10 months ago

      Deaf people know how to read lips to understand people who don’t know sign language. Also “hears for the first time” might be an embelishment in the story - lots of people are partially deaf and can hear something, just not enough to understand the words and they revert to lip reading.

    • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠
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      7•10 months ago

      Deaf people aren’t necessarily mute, and can often “hear” their own voice.

    • Time
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      My relative is deaf and can read lips really well.

  • @devilish666@lemmy.world
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    18•10 months ago

  • Flax
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    12•10 months ago

    “just a little better” probably an understatement

  • @bamfic@lemmy.world
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    12•10 months ago

    I love wholesome greentexts

  • Chris
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    5•10 months ago

    Aww 🥰

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