• @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    1219 days ago

    This one needs a better caption.

    “Big things are coming your way,” the fortune cookie had read. “Duck!” At the time, Harold laughed.

    • @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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      18 days ago

      The old gypsy lady literally told him he’d be stepped on by a giant bird or something similar, and he supposed that, being a mystical fortune teller type, there was some layered meaning to that.

  • @fulcrummed@lemmy.world
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    319 days ago

    I’ve been thinking and nothing really comes to mind. Maybe a big bird is going to land on him… or he’ll be shat on by a bird. Hit by a bird, a large bird will pass overhead…

    Did she tell him how to get to Sesame Street?!

    I got nothin!!