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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 11 days ago

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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 11 days ago
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  • @zaph@sh.itjust.works
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    111•10 days ago

    Why does he look like an NPC who won’t close the quest because it’s not the right time of day?

    • @IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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      44•10 days ago

      Because his boss refuses to buy a proper PR guy to get a decent photoshoot done.

      • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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        6•10 days ago

        Typical tsk tsk tsk

    • @kautau@lemmy.world
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      23•10 days ago

      “Have you grabbed my [old fishing rod] I left in [radiant quest location]? I heard maybe some hooligans took over so you maybe have to clear them out. Shouldn’t be a problem for someone like you. Come back with the [old fishing rod] so we can [advance Quest: Fishing Tutorial]!”

      • Rob Bos
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        5•10 days ago

        Nice day for fishing, ain’t it?

      • SkaveRat
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        4•10 days ago

        Quest complete: Fishing tutorial

        New achievement! Congratulations, you now know how to mine for fish. Your dad would be proud. If he cared.

        Reward: At last, you can now blame something else on that fishy smell! Isn’t that reward enough?

    • @lath@lemmy.world
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      8•10 days ago

      He’s cosplaying the Nice day for fishing guy.

  • @A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    35•10 days ago

    As a fellow Self-employed, I’m taking notes

    • @Colloidal@programming.dev
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      4•10 days ago

      Deduct your vacation expenses from your IR tax filing with this one weird trick!

  • @EfreetSK@lemmy.world
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    34•10 days ago

    Jealousy. His boss could act like an asshole and don’t let him go fishing but he earned it! It’s so rare to find good boss

  • @sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca
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    30•10 days ago

    I’m also self employed. My boss is a slave-driving narcissistic cunt, but that fucker still lets me go golfing whenever I want.

  • @Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    23•10 days ago

    Damn!

    I’m so jealous.

    My boss is an asshole even though I too am self employed.

    • @BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      4•10 days ago

      Do you have to deal with sexual harassment issues?

      • @Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6•10 days ago

        Well, the boss is a bit of a wanker…

  • @trolololol@lemmy.world
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    22•10 days ago

    Imagine NOT being employee of the month lol

  • The Giant Korean
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    21•10 days ago

    Something tells me he’s been doing inappropriate things with his boss.

    • SkaveRat
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      3•10 days ago

      He should report it to HR

  • @epyon22@programming.dev
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    20•10 days ago

    Seems like a good way to get a tax free vacation

  • moosetwin
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    19•10 days ago

    that’s one way to bump up your resume

  • @motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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    2•10 days ago

    hope he’s not getting fucked in the profit sharing

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