Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
Whoa
You are huge!
You think I’m big? Look at the weird hairless ape on the right!
Thank you.
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
God literally used the scale-up tool on a seagull. I guess it was a Friday afternoon in the animal design bureau.
Don’t do it man!
I dk he looks like he’s enjoying it.
She’s got ‘fuck me’ eyes.
When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…
You’ve earned me chip, big fella
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
