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@Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 days ago

fell for the oldest trick

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fell for the oldest trick

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@Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 days ago
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  • @jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
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    36•7 days ago

    Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

    • MHLoppy
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      40•6 days ago

      I assume you’re joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven’t thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

      • @jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
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        26•6 days ago

        It’s a deep throating joke.

        • MHLoppy
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          16•6 days ago

          I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

          • @CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works
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            6•6 days ago

            The back lf your throat doesn’t have taste buds tho.

            • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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              3•4 days ago

              I also have a needless follow up statement to OP’s tongue map

    • @uuldika@lemmy.ml
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      14•6 days ago

      I thought the taste bud distribution thing ended up being kinda bad science.

      • @Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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        26•6 days ago

        It did. Probably just making a deepthroating joke.

      • @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        0•6 days ago

        Whoooosh!

  • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️
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    18•7 days ago

    Ah, eto… Bleh!

  • @Turret3857@infosec.pub
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    9•7 days ago

    BAGEL NOOO!!!

  • Jo Miran
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    8•7 days ago

    Mine tastes like pineapple and I’m willing to provide proof.

    • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2•6 days ago

      Gotta slow down on the mtn dew man.

  • @EldenLord@lemmy.world
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    6•6 days ago

    What flag is that by the poster‘s name? A colorshifted trans pride flag?

    • @Edge004@lemm.ee
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      11•6 days ago

      Looks like the femboy flag

      • @EldenLord@lemmy.world
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        4•5 days ago

        Right, that‘s it. I‘ve never seen it before, thanks

  • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3•6 days ago

    Real men taste their own semen and know that it is salty!

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