Tbf that’s pretty much the best way to enjoy the outdoors.
Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a “non-bear” tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!
Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don’t anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips
A deer?
I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.
Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.
This isnt how you go out?
The white outfit is weird, but the rest just seems normal. Lots of places require some cutting to get through.
Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking
who took the photos
Either Mary or Kate, probably.
solo
me when i’m red cup
♪ I fill you up ♪
- Empire TSA agent
Mosquito’s probably, they definitely need a machete with those around
The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that’s kind of true.
who was camera???
probably phone
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
I don’t see the problem
Those kids got mind f’ed
ain’t no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.
Imagine you’re in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle’s got this, dude!
Pizza! P I Z Z A
Watch it rise like a souffle!
She’s badass
What?! That’s how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it’s a rifle/shotgun instead)
Usually my machete is sheathed but same
Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?
I feel seen
