The chip implanted in your brain is no longer supported and won’t get any new security updates. Please purchase a new one.
Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause.
*Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds
Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)
wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds?
i measured my breathing speed and it’s about 8 seconds each.
* except when doing physical fitness
Well it was more of a joke with a random number, didn’t tested
⚪ Yes, I want to upgrade now.
⚪ Ask me again later.
It’s no longer supported, but you’ll still get ads.
That’s the best news all day! The open source community will replace the software with something less buggy, more useful more secure, and add-free.
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I’ll just wait 15 years for the OpenMind project to release the first fully open source brain chip.
Then spend the remainder of my life in a coma because I flashed the wrong boot image.
There’s a Black Mirror episode about a similar scenario taken to the extreme. It’s quite good.
It wasn’t good. It was terrible.
But also good.
Diamond in the rough of that season. However, I judge black mirror episodes by how much existential dread they give you.
Thought about the same thing. Really terrifying.
The ad-less experience is a scam, you don’t get any “ad’s” but you still get nothing but sponsored dreams that are 15 minutes of talking about a product 1 minute of enough “content” to get the thumbnail then 30 minutes of more sponsored content.
What you really need to do to get the best out of your sleep is upgrade to the new Premium Plus! Dream package with select artisan videos from your favorite artists from across the neuronet, for only $59.99 you can enjoy up to five free unique tracks with the option to unlock new Tracks for only an additional $9.99 a track that is a full $20 less than the original premium package when prompted in your ad-less sleep to unlock the additional package be_sure_to_have_a_scan_of_your_ID_and_rectal_cavity_for_verification act now and get a free 15 second sample of ourhuman generated track, now back to your premium ad-less content.
This is the dream
The ad gets into your brain. just like this liquid gets into this egg. Although in reality. it’s not liquid, but gamma radiation.
“Now, if you’re part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely you’ve forgotten it’s even there, but if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means it’s about to hit five hundred degrees, so we’re gonna need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast.”
I want fat shit Erik from ICE to get sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends or Clash Royale just to see what weird ass skit he comes up with to sarcastically shit all over the product.
If Jensen’s brain had ads I would have actually empathised with him instead of sardonically yelling “oh, fuck off” when he said “I never asked for this”.
Something the game downplays a lot, but does mention, is how much life sucks for those who need cyberware like Jensen does. First of all, they’re basically always in pain. Phantom pain and rehular pain from how the cyberware connects to your body. Second, they need to take some anti-rejection meditation that has awful side-effects (not least of which was the big event from the bad guys that made everyone go psycho; but I’m not gonna count that one since it’s not something that affects Jensen through the whole game). Not to mention tbe societal perceptions of those with cybernetics.
I mean, yeah, it was a tongue in check comment. Of course losing most of your body, even if it’s replaced by supercool killer robot parts is traumatic af.
A Doritos ad!
So you can drift asleep thinking - “Boy, do I feel refreshed!”If you got a brain chip with closed source software, you needed that brain chip
