Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?
Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn’t mean you’re done.
No, it’s a race and the winner takes all.
It’s like if you went to a restaurant without ordering any dessert. Fine. Next time, you can also cook at home. “Enjoy yourself”.
But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I’m sleepy. Women: you just can’t please 'em!
Why is her orgasm his responsibility but his orgasm is also his responsibility?
*whose
Do you mean Joe Biden?
Thanks, Trumpbama
Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?
Why though? Cum is not a swear
I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You’re right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.
Yes
Missed opportunity to talk about your “shortcuming”
That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.
I prefer shumming
The big brows didn’t get it
Mickey7 vibes.
Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?
He’s a shitposter.
The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?
The boomer humor kind
I love how angry boomer humor makes people. It makes it so funny to me.
I’m something of an expert. You’d know nothing about it
Cringe censoring is cringe
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Dude’s batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame… sounds like he doesn’t have much of a personality either.
I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You’re not wrong!
