He’s pointing at a record-breaking blizzard, right?

Sweet Baby Ray’s reputation is still recovering from the free advertising that Zuck did for them

Minnesota Democratic U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar also praised Thompson’s work as a fraud prosecutor, calling his resignation “a loss for our state and for public safety.”

Is… Is it Klobberin’ time yet? Asking for a friend who absolutely does not have a history of office supply-related violence

Conservativism is the new punk rock, ergo Papa John is crust punk

Concentration camp clemency for Pell Grant recipients who own a small business in the underprivileged part of the concentration camp and turn a year-over-year profit for five years?

They did when this clown was shopping for a gaming mouse

Well that just happened

Nah, it’s just a Mad Katz piece of shit that uses non-standard button mappings that Windows (and apparently Wine) can pick up without issues or additional drivers:
https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Mad_Catz_Mouse

Transitioning is hard.

The Bar Exam

The Marg Bar America Exam

Retro gamers, who are into such fine releases as uh *checks notes* Hades, Cyberpunk 2077, and Death Stranding

God forbid a woman have a hobby

Hippocrates was Khamas

They don’t even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that’s the final humiliation.

He called the wrong tip line, so probably not

WE CAN’T STOP HERE

It’s definitely the show’s roof pizza moment

Manousos builds a plurb jammer and breaks Zosia free of the hivemind

Zosia is now only able to communicate in Polish, much to Carol’s chagrin