number 4 came up with a great joke to use when someone asks them the time and has no further plans for the event

Uh can I just have some water?

I’m a video game awards hater until the industry unionizes and has their own nomination and voting process.

I’ve never had a social media account or been on one of those websites. I only hear bad things.

yeah it’s at the end of sophomore year when you’ve taken your last 100 class

I’m so smart I can make my own idioms in real time

Yesterday I was having trouble with the company app during a delivery and the people in the house came and talked to me.

They were real nice. Chatted for a bit and joked about Amazon and the fact I would never use my own phone to deliver.

When I finished they turned inside with their package AND SCREAMED LIKE THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AT THEIR DOG who had been barking a bit

They looked exactly like the guy with his head slightly cropped in the top left and the woman in the foreground looking camera right.

It’s had me waiting a few beats when lights turn green

I see this getting trotted out and it occurs to me that “Screams Without Words” wouldn’t have been debunked if Palestine was winning

my name is Jason Bateman

I just noticed the date and I’m shocked this isn’t from 2005

The original of this comic must have been insufferable

And then they’re going to look at the green party

Or maybe they look at DSA that’s doing entryism in the DNC

my brain subconsciously spared me seeing the price despite reading the description

Maybe decent for $20 but they actually charge $50?

Hey, this new system I’m introducing might actually BENEFIT you in particular!

How many times have they used this line?

Oh wait I forgot it’s the entire ideology

makes you wonder what life is if you need to make 4x what you are to have one

We’ll do what I want now, and then we’ll do what you want later!

Is it within reach because the democrats made an offer the republicans will not accept?

so is protonDB a distro…?