Got the most actual quoted lines from the book of any film version…

I think you forgot about the Patrick Stewart version.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Carol_(1999_film)

This is my favorite without muppets. Which means it’s my second favorite.

Only get the Pi if you need a specific HAT or GPIO. And even then get a zero.

Or if you want to run the machine via PoE.

I don’t know what Big Black… oh. Wait……

Everyone just jacked straight into the internet, straight into the wall, butt naked!

That explains all the semen on the Internet in the 90’s; jacking it butt naked straight into the internet will have that effect.

Seconded. My option is that if it’s vital to my infrastructure or my family I don’t self host it. Let someone else deal with patching/maintenance/uptime.

Narrator: He was

But I’m not in a different c/

Try Brave; they’re a shit company but the iPhone version gives you back some of the YouTube perks.

I don’t want to imagine the smell

If it’s not about getting points in games for watching ads then there’s never a reason given.

Wait until one of you (and no one else) has kid(s).

Never make yourself a priority to someone who treats you as an option.

Or like Ren and Stimpy for the closeups.

Don’t forget to 3-2-1 backup!

Wait, which sub (or whatever) am I in again?

Lifeless eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.