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Cake day: March 28th, 2024

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  • My pop use to work for I think it was a freight shipping company, but the company took out a sponsorship for a team, for bravado points I imagine, and of course to schmooze with other people that like to waste money. We got tickets sometimes.

    Anyways, what a gloriously ridiculous machine. It’s so stupid and so powerful, but that team looked like passionate experts living out their dreams. I’m happy for them. Looks like dwarves doing cool dwarf shit.

    Also yea, waste of resources, does not seem like a feasible thing to be doing in a finite world.


  • My out of my butt possible explanation to the chain is to preserve the strength of grip because if you’ve ever hit something really hard with a solid object like a bat against another like a pole or rock, or even a bad contact with a baseball the vibrations from the impact can be painful and reduce your strength, sometimes causing you to drop the bat. Dudes might’ve had some thick gloves though to probably stop that though.

    Also another butt idea, it may also preserve the condition of shaft overall because it wouldn’t be experiencing a lot of impact pressure either, only from blocking I guess and the general wear and tear of the attachment of the chain to shaft thing and the tug of swinging that bitch around.

    I could also see it as an over the shield lever point where the shaft strikes the top of your opponent’s guard and the ball and chain fall down upon them.

    Thanks for coming to my butt talk.

    (I edited a spelling mistake. If anyone cares about edit stuff.)