

Absolutely Intoxicated
I’ll write something here later probably. In the meantime, hi to whoever’s reading this I hope you get a chance to enjoy something kind today :)


Absolutely Intoxicated


• Factorio
• Stardew Valley
• the Sonic movies
• Dragonball abridged
• Any of the furry/horror games on Itch.io
• Minecraft redstone guides
There’s so many options


There’s a very light “tutorial” but Breath of the Wild is like that. Especially on Hero Mode (I think that’s what it’s called)
I was 20 hours in when I found out cooking was an option. No explanation of the mechanic in-game
Can’t return to the earth if you’re in space :( no bacteria or soil to feed.


Saw a computer whose complaint was “won’t charge” and the entire charging port was gone alongside the surrounding casing
I mean if you’re under an approximate age pneumonia can keep you young forever too


New Zealanders tell pollsters “fucking duh”
More at 5

V kissable lil thug face. I bet they’re soft and warm from the sun ☀️
Artists not having to worry about money means they’ll all disappear though 😭 /s
Obviously. Ancient history shows humans never had any trinkets, toys, or keepsakes until the Industrial Revolution /s
That’s actually brilliant dream writing.
Keep taking NyQuil, OOP


You’re good lol I was just riffing. I appreciate the sincere explanation though /gen /pos 😄


States rights to…(fill in the blank here) 😉
Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao


I’ve learned a lot about history, Linux terminal commands, wildlife, and even got manga recommendations from discussions with folks here.
I do my best to avoid antagonistic conversation towards other users.


Quality TIL in my shitpost feed? Preposterous! 😤
I fully accept I’m going to die trying to pet something I shouldn’t, so yes.
Lmao bro really forgot how small actions can ripple outwards in ways we can’t comprehend and can positively affect those we love and the future even if our names aren’t remembered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Turns out getting your life together doesn’t really ease the constantly simmering existential dread.
At least I know that now.