Good lord that caveman is pogging so hard

Walk into the boardroom alright chuds listen up, we’re not making kidslop this is going to be quality maxing friendslop.

I tried to get insurance to cover my Chuck’s Suck ‘n Fuck 9000 but they blocked my number.

When they say kid they are referring to a child or young person.

Hard to squish because they can only take 9 damage at a time.

Terrible movie

Consider yourself lucky that you’re not smoking a cigarette behind a pillar within a 2.4 foot radius of me.

Pshh, I’ve gotten so good at pissing I can curve the stream like in Wanted.

Here’s what a whale would look like if it was black or Chinese

Please put your wallet in your back pocket

• criminal of a host city

I was curious as well, looks like Germany doesn’t classify the Taliban as terrorists.

The German government, unlike some of its Western counterparts, does not classify the Taliban as a terrorist group.

Rorschach explodes

Did I do that?

Yeah now my neighbors can see me taking out the trash with a greasy grey T-shirt and untied shoes. The other neighbors will call me Grey Goose and shun me into being a hermit that haunts Maycomb.

Alright fight me the sketchers slip-in shoes are amazing. Tying both shoes to take out the garbage is 50 seconds of my life I’ll never get back. It’s like having a pair of semi-formal crocs.

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Pshh, easy fix. Put some jello mix in my ears and shake my head. Sleep in the freezer and boom back to solid head Susan.

It’s a pipe dream to think someone will pull a big switch and turn off AI. Blockchain stopped being relevant but it’s still being used.

Isn’t the circle of management making bad choices then acting like you fixed it?

Imagine seeing people killed for playing League of Legends in North Korea.

Ohio uses Euros and nobody is brave enough to tell them to switch back.

This is the internet, double down and call them a slur.