Hope Vance Jr grows up to despise his father

Snail teeth sounds like a novelty product or a reagent in a magic spell

I mean I don’t either to be perfectly honest. Ostensibly its supposed to be 250 years since the DoI but the whole thing seems to be more about stroking a demented pedophiles ego

And the launcher looks like a flash website from 2002

Oh sure they did, maybe not a hot perfumed shower every day like we do but bad BO would ruin a business deal or a relationship as much then as it would now.

All it’d need is something acidic and salty I think. Maybe a balsamic glaze and some prosciutto?

Tried picking up a pokemon game after a few years of not touching one. I realize that it is often a kids first pokemon game so they must be taught how the game works from the ground up but it would be really nice if there was a “I’ve been playing Pokémon for 30 years I know what a fucking pokeball is” button.

So incels that think they’re clever got ya

Isn’t Goyim Yiddish?

AKA “We don’t want to be stuck holding the bag”

His characters lines in that shitty Jumaniji movie hit so much harder now 😢

Yeah fuck this guy. What he did pales in comparison to the other headline busting stories we are hearing about these days but first he’s never truly apologized and second even if he did he’s proven what kind of person he is and that person doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more like a child rapist

Dubbed. I can’t just watch TV. I always want to be doing something else while I’ve got the TV on

Love how Russia still tries to make it sound like they are the poor little victims for starting an unprovoked war of aggression they could stop at any point

Guess somebody was getting the shakes from not being the center of attention for ten seconds

More like makes me fantasize about using his chrome dome to set an Amazon data center on fire like burning ants with a magnifying glass

So the checks cleared then

Not a hat per se but I do now have like 2 dozen different bandanas…

Behold the results of negotiating with the terrorists that we call evangelicals