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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.worldXXX
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    Also Reagan.

    Boris and Ivan are chatting and Ivan says that one day he wants to go to America.

    Boris sneers. “Anything they have in America we have in Russia. They have cities and we have cities. Both got mountains and beaches and farms. No difference.”

    “In America you have freedom! I can stand in front of the White House and scream that Ronald Reagan is a big dummy and no one will arrest me.”

    “You can do that here. Go stand in front of the Kremlin and scream Ronald Reagan is a big dummy. No one will lift a finger.”



  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldBASED?
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    Variation on the joke.

    Parents of a high school age boy and girl have a photo on the living room wall.

    It’s a picture of a fat, bald old man in a Speedo standing on a yacht with a pretty girl hugging him.

    “It’s to inspire our kids to stay in school and get good grades. We want our son to try and be like the man, and our daughter not to be like the woman who is with him.”



  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldStart-up idea
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    Nope, totally different.

    Look at the price of Super Bowl tickets.

    First Bowl tickets were $10.00. This year they were going for $6,000.00

    Top luxury car in 1960 was $7,500.00 for a sports car and $35,000.00 for a Rolls or Bentley. Most expensive car today is $30 million.

    The rich have gotten much, much richer and ‘need’ to spend more so people will notice.


  • It’s like any other luxury.

    Back in 1960, minimum wage was $1.00/hour. You could get a meal at a diner for under $1.00 or go to a really swanky place and spend $4.00 or $5.00.

    Today, minimum wage is $7.50, a diner meal is $20.00, and a luxury meal is $100.00

    You can go out a find a really well build product that will last, but it will cost ten times as much as the one you can afford.