Believe it or not that’s part of the joke

You know what that’s fair.

Look I didn’t say you’d like the rest of the effects but it’ll get them drinking liquids

But not like, a lot less popular.

Do the same trick but with a caffeinated drink if you have problems with your ADHD children

Found the secret dolphin

You know my first thought was that if I was a widower with two kids I definitely wouldn’t work in a job that dangerous but what are the chances that being an astronaut is actually safer than driving an hour long commute?

So what I can too

In theory 😔

Bruh

Eyeshadow, mostly.

It makes everyone hotter, it’s just how it works.

They make a barely living wage in a job with high turn over because it sucks ass.

That joke in the synopsis sucks, boo that man

The same time God became Jewish

Cuz it’s my hecking star wars

Generally speaking poisonous things taste bad but not always! Add it to the data

Kind of rude to talk about Kanye like that

Obviously the author deserves to get paid but there’s no way the current NBC doesn’t sabotage the message

Pretty sure the author meant restitution but also, good point

Good, real men bleed out for their owners

Not may, already has multiple times