Imagine dying just to dodge the Epstein files.

Why? I’m paying for them to do it. You don’t crank one out before getting a happy ending.

Venmo for your thoughts?

Because he raped kids

Wrong community

“Yes, we’ll starve them into voting for us. That will certainly work.”

That makes sense considering light takes 8 minutes.

The ESA also monitors space weather.

I’ve read that if things are off and not powered that they wouldn’t be affected. You could kill the power to your house and shut off battery powered items and be okay.

Maybe I’m wrong though. Also, I’ve read the sun is monitored for such things we would have 10 minutes or so of time to prepare.

Across the mono-unisphere

Did we know this was coming or was it a surprise?

I’ll do it for 10 bucks

You go ahead and bend over for him then. I’m sick of this pussy surrender rhetoric.

What!? No way!

In my mind Grizzly Bears sound like Maggie Smith.

Trump says a lot of shit

If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?

Your parents are siblings, right?