why would you feel unsafe?

are you doing something that might cause you to get your head stuck in a guillotine? because, if you are, you might just deserve to feel unsafe…

bet he was a MAGA farmer.

edit: nope, he was Thai. close enough.

been saying that was the goal for over a decade.

*controlled media

it’s not even right wing vs left anymore, just who is complicit.

🤣 this reminds me about the time I knotted up a hangman’s noose and swung it over the rafters only to realize that if I hung myself I’d likely break the truss and force the roof to cave in on me which would injure but not kill me.

man…youth is so silly. right???

I’m helping! I love you! I’m helping! I love you!

I guess they missed the most important lesson.

hide yo doors

hide yo jelly

dinosaurs out here be fuckin they cloacaes

@badmancrooks@lemmy.ca you might know a thing or two about buttholes. why’d you stop downvoting all my comments?

met my wife on OKC when it was brand new. it was good but I still met a few nutters.

@badmancrooks@lemmy.ca don’t forget to dv this one too.

@badmancrooks@lemmy.ca did you dislike the facts or the history of this one?

oh forget it, you probably didn’t like the way I said “gif”.

they weren’t Jewish, they were goblins…

my friend knocked one over with $5000 cash inside.

and dobby was the most poorly written one.

I mean… I won’t.

ever heard of the Nazi bases on the moon?

yeah. that’s why.

FYI: project used/uses AI

you can be the best and still hate c++.

• a pocket knife from 1993
• hair ties
• pocket lint
• cheese
• a cursed pile of shit that has refused to leave my body for 30 years. it does 3d6 damage and leaves a stain wherever it has touched your skin that can’t be washed off