What a relief. As long as we are all tracked at all times by both government and corporations, we can finally be free of the burden of ticket scalping. It’s a small price to pay for this great reward. I think we can turn our attention toward solving other oppressive plagues like Jay walking and double parking now.

Instructions unclear, phone wedged in vagina.

None of this would have happened If he hadn’t been so soft on crime.

I’d feel awful for anyone that needs to masturbate in space. Zero gravity fornication has got to be the bees knees. I would hope our astronauts are so orgied-out that by the end of the day they really just don’t have it in them to want to do that.

This hypothesis generated by the same guys that are pretty sure sororities are just for naked pillow fights.

Leave me alone mom

No. This guy is just distilled awfulness. He’s all stick and no lollypop.

You can’t fix this person’s entire educational history.

I’ll hit the brakes, he’ll fly right by us.

Why would corporate billionaires and pedophile politicians want to keep kids safe? This has nothing to do with that.

Put your longjohns out there and bounce on the damn thing to show him.

Dammit. Why have I been drinking all this water then?

I remember when the popes used to wear spandex and whip around rooftops and kill demons. They are soft now.

Why have a popemobile if you’re not going to skid it into a crime scene and throw some cross shaped scabbards at some sinning motherfuckers? It’s a waste.

Yeah delivery is great especially when you don’t feel good. I can get otc tummy pills to door in less than 2h usually, and most scripts within 24, but sometimes need it sooner.

Well we certainly can’t have both.

Their update server seems universally throttled. It should somehow selectively throttle, like default to a slow download but if the user is sitting right there and needs to use the damn laptop, allow a button to manually release throttling and download quickly.

I’ve had nothing but problems with win update. Since I’ve switched to the win10 alphabet version recently to get extended update support, update seems to fail and require manual download of update packages. It’s been a real pain.

Really just need to give it a try to know. At the bar would be an atypical place to do the whipping out I agree, but invite the cutest one over afterwards and see where it goes!

It’s true. Chatting about circumcision in a bar most often ends in showing each other your dicks.

Thriving online economy or thriving corporate microcosm? I don’t think many economies are thriving. Polymarket is making a lot of money though.

Maybe two companies deciding what apps are good for 99.9% of smartphone users isn’t a good thing? Perhaps our trust has gone a little too far? I like your sentiment, it’s time to be furious about this.