Maybe he is into urethra play.

What’s your mom doing?

No but I sure can’t suck a dick like I used to.

When John Paul was around people bitched about how long he was pope.

Or parents.

I think you know.

Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.

Jam it right in my ass!

I remember reading that he turned down next friday because he didn’t want to normalize weed use.

https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/rrnveh/ice_cube_says_chris_tucker_turned_down_12m_for/

I thought he was super clean and religious?

Rapists gonna rape.

Are you a fish? I’m so confused, how did you type this?

Marry me!

My dick hole is extremely dilated.

Slowly or very fast but not reasonably.

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You would fit in so many of my orifices.

Don’t lie, you know there were pictures of your balls in there.

Who wants to live to old age anyways?

I want to mess around with a three titty alien!