You must be skimping on the salsa, my friend.

On a side note, this post inspired me to get out the Keto Pizza Mix and Rao’s sauce…

Sadly, the cake had not been inoculated with cholera so the people who most deserved it were not among the victims.

If you’re sitting in hot bleachers, the cooling effect on your hand or forehead is pretty nice, and you’re gonna drink the drink before it’s warm anyway. Hot is more of a problem unless you’re cold enough to be wearing mittens.

You’ll note I put that lie in quotes

Guns use people to kill people when they didn’t even mean to, or weren’t thinking straight. Guns turn acts of despair or foolishness into suicides and murders.

But Gunn doesn’t always use guns. Sometimes they’re drowned or impaled or eaten

Phil Coulson’s has a whole page of upgrades because of Fitz’s tinkering:

https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Phil_Coulson's_Prosthetic_Hand

You should never have trusted Gunn in the first place.

“Guns don’t kill people.”

Gunn does.

Like, all the fucking time.

Hoping against hope Krypto survives, because I LOVE him!

Don’t forget the fresh pears!

I prefer PWWEEK!

Phone, Wallet, Whistle, Egg, Egg, Keys

Remember, it’s three short blasts on repeat for ICE, or if you fall down the well again.

It’s raw, ready for the oven. I bet they didn’t post After pics because they burnt the tentacles.

In my head the connection is “Abbot Elementary… teachers… maybe I should get an extra apple for my kid to give the teacher.” Honestly, back when I was a teacher, I did love a nice apple for a snack. Not so much the apple-themed tchotchkes.

Great, now we got ads for picture frames in the Lemmy comments

Lemmy also has the only Fox News worth a damn

!foxnews@lemmy.sdf.org

I bet they first thought of a toilet stall but America has never had sufficient public toilets, plus they have been used for prostitution and gay sex, and they needed their nakedish hero to have a squeaky-clean and heterosexual image so they wouldn’t be banned.

Protect the phone, that is. Also enable you to hear and be heard. The clear glass was to prevent anyone hiding in there, for sex or drugs or ambush.

The free phone program started earlier but was expanded to smartphones (for Internet and also because homeless people don’t have a landline) under Obama. And yes, Republicans shat on it.

I think part of the appeal was, every kid was thinking exactly that. “I would be the one who figured out Superman’s secret identity!”

Supes can move so quickly he’s all changed and his work suit is neatly folded and tucked into its pouch while anyone watching would just see a brief blur. But he’d rather nobody bumps into him while he’s doing it.

In the US that’s true but don’t remind them or they’ll take it away!

Sauce for the goose

They don’t die because it’s not just the older generation. Sadly, new gross assholes appear every day.