

The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


The world is on fire, but if you don’t add fire to the fire, you might get burned.


No need to go that far. If we just require one valid photo ID for TikTok, the children will finally be safe.


And not a single one was legal age
Get a load of this guy, not mutating like the rest of us
How do you eat and poop?


But on the other hand, it’s really polite about me knowing nothing about anything, so I think we should invest all the money on Earth into it.


I did hear about Ms. Rachel being the devil somewhere


The Genius Bar are much more violent these days.


All those guns and they’re still throwing their projectiles


Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.


How did we get to a reality where TV personalities are in charge of armies and command them to kill indiscriminately on a drunken whim?


Ok I’ll do 70 hour weeks as long as it promises I am also a billionaire by retirement. So that’ll be a salary of 21 million a year please.


Oh my god, “both sides same” crew were right all along.


The straight to video sequel: Bonespurs Mountain


It’s funny because all of the people they vote into office are elderly.


But we obviously can’t protect the kids if we don’t know who they are and therefore must have a database of all their faces.


That’s not his pit, it doesn’t look enough like an anus


But also, it’s a slimy little worm man doing the shouting.


Makes me extra intrigued about what’s going on in the Department of War building now.
1 in 5 people seeing something as positive is not a high approval rating in the beginning.