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Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
World News@lemmy.world•Viktor Orbán concedes defeat as Hungary's Tisza Party heads for election winEnglish
19·3 days agoThey better don’t. Otherwise we’ll send JD on a visit.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Governments now have cyborgs so advanced they can take the form of your loved ones and infiltrate your family/social circle... Your move: What's your gameplan?
2·7 days agoYes, but it’s a Barbie version. Not in the “hot blond” way, but in the “no nipples on the plastic humps” and “completely smooth between the legs” way. And also no butthole.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Recommendations on games in which you don't play as the "good guy".
1·14 days agoPeacemaker The Game.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•USDA warns about Walmart chicken nuggets contaminated with lead
623·14 days agoI’m fortunate to live in a city in the US
You forgot the “un” in “unfortunate”. Guess you ate the nuggets allready.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
World News@lemmy.world•'Go get your own oil!' Trump tells UK the US won't 'help you anymore' in furious rantEnglish
1·15 days agoSadly 20% of Americans would rather cut their own head off
Wait, why weren’t we informed that was an option?
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•'Faith in Jesus, Not Scientists': Minnesota GOP Lawmaker Dismisses Climate Change Concerns
1·15 days agoTo be fair, the US got Trump and co, so maybe India is getting the better deal. Even the Maldives are going to be more liveable the the US.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•HP realizes that mandatory 15-minute support call wait times isn’t good supportEnglish
1·25 days agoCAPITALism. It’s kind of right there in the name. Quite on the nose, I might add.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.ml•Iran fires missiles at remote U.K.-U.S. base, claiming long-range capabilities it previously denied
6·25 days agoGuess the Iranians read the book. Trump only colored the pictures.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.ml•Meta shuts down Metaverse after $80 billion loss, ends Horizon Worlds era
6·27 days agoThe Metaverse cycle:
10 Some article remind me it exist;
20 I shrug and continue not to care about the Metaverse;
30 I forget about the existance of the Metaverse;
40 Some amount of time passes;
50 GOTO 10.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Tinder Plans to Let AI Scan Your Camera RollEnglish
14·27 days agoSo, AIs are going to be breeding humans. And that brings us one step closer to the Matrix.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Meta will shut down VR Horizon Worlds access in JuneEnglish
4·27 days agoYou witnessed the birth of a new word. At least show some appriciation for this privilege. Iis
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Tech hobbyist makes shoulder-mounted guided missile prototype with $96 in parts and a 3D printer — DIY MANPADS includes Wi-Fi guidance, ballistics calculations, optional camera for trackingEnglish
2·28 days agoA Tomahawk cruise missile is 5m tall, Printing that would take quite some time.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft wants devs to build Electron AI apps on Windows 11, says no need of native code, despite RAM concernsEnglish
3·29 days agoOnly fair as they haven’t listened to us in decades.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is OverEnglish
6·29 days agoActually a good comparison. The printing press still required people to compose the text to print. It only did away with the copying of existing texts. Ai still needs someone to compose the prompt for it to work and explaining to a computer what to do is programming. We’re only moving a level higher in the abstraction.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump says he's been rejected by NATO, most allies to join mission to secure critical Strait of HormuzEnglish
5·29 days agoI think NATO should send some help. I was thinking of a container loaded with fire extinguishers, sleeping bags and a large stack of “NO SMOKING” stickers. You know, the things they forgot to add to their state-of-the-art carriers?
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?
5·1 month agoFor starters, we don’t know what and whose orifices those have been in.
At least someone is happy with the USA then.
Patrikvo@lemmy.zipto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump snubs Zelensky’s offer to help US with drone tech and lashes out at him againEnglish
3·1 month agoWhich shows the US really needs to get that training until the can see the difference between a school and, say, a tank or a airplane?

I still can’t understand that the one thing the entire world agreed upon is DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME. I mean, there was someone or a group of people, with the skills to convince ever country on their point of view and they spend their expertise on this? Not on world peace or human rights or anything that would lift our species up? Seriously, why?