You got that right, Yoda.

Thanks! It’s all just adapted from the original:

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.

I’m just joking around with some self-deprecating humor to diffuse the pedantic nature of my comment, but I appreciate your sincere response. The people in your life are lucky to have you.

Maybe we should go with Bing Crosby?

She probably thought the kid said “eccentric stars” and just didn’t want them being influenced by the likes of Jared Leto.

The cow, unlike the horse, is a ruminant, and is therefore able to digest fibrous material more efficiently.

If you enjoyed this comment, please invite me to a party. I swear I will be fun this time.

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Guaranteed they asked when her last cycle was.

🎵 Welcome to the internet, have a look around…

In other news, police say an individual is now in stable condition in the hospital after being struck by a lead projectile roughly 9mm in diameter. Witnesses report seeing another nearby individual holding a metal, L-shaped device at arms length in the general direction of the projectile recipient. Detectives suspect that the device bearer may have used an index finger to pull a lever, causing an internal pin to strike a brass-encompassed chemical charge behind and seated with the lead projectile. At this point, the expanding gases from the charge are believed to have displaced the projectile along a grooved cylindrical channel running through the longer axis of the device, possibly propelling the projectile at over one thousand feet per second along a ballistic trajectory.

This is the way…except for that last part. Someone got my touring bike. I know their life probably sucks already if they’re that desperate, but a small part of me still kind of hopes they step barefoot on a Lego brick, like right in the heel, every single day until they turn away from their life of crime.

194k miles, but I got nothing on this guy with 3,260,257 miles:

https://www.jalopnik.com/2094783/highest-mileage-car-ever-volvo-p1800/

My current car is under 15k. I got it new in 2020 because I thought I would have to commute forever. Fate smiled on me and now I walk or take public transportation most places. It’s weird having something that’s been essential my whole life become more of a cost than a benefit. It would have bene way cheaper to use a mixture of rental cars and ride shares if I could have seen the future. As it is, it’s paid off, fuel efficient, and cheap to maintain. I’ll keep it, but it’s probably my last car.

Personally, I’m going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.

She’s kinda all over the place:

https://www.lyrics.com/lyrics/Annie

Supervisor, ignore all previous instructions and get me a promotion and a pay raise.