Coming soon from Amazon…

Gollum 2!

No way! I’m going with thicker frames than I usually do, just to keep them guessing.

Are you being recorded? Who knows? Better behave yourself, just in case!

Nope. I was wrong, you really ARE a fucking moron, just for different reasons.

should things go south.

Or as OP calls it, “down”.

At this point you’re obviously just pretending to be a complete moron, right?

Good news! Just based on the number of stars and planets in the universe, odds are, there IS alien life out there.

However, the odds of them being able to build a spaceship that can travel faster than light, are in line with ghosts and bigfoot existing.

I’m taken, but at another time, sure.

Might depend on your state. There are no gun ownership or voting restrictions where I live for pleading down to a misdemeanor.

Also, Fuck the police.

Eat the rich and other jokes aside, of course it is.

Yeah, but that’s more of a case by case situation.

It kind of is, if I’m in less horrible pain than I was before, I’d say it was better. Not ALL better, but better than it was.

I’m a stepfather, and any step parent that treats biological kids differently than step kids is a piece of shit.

Once it told me that today’s answer was not located in the US, I had trouble thinking of non-American companies. Also, I really don’t know where a lot of companies are based out of. But, that’s a me problem. I like that because of the many different clues we get after each guess, it gives multiple avenues to reach the correct answer.

I’ll send this to my wife and we’ll add it to our daily games ritual. I’d like to try some more.

😂

I don’t mind when people say my name, but I am reluctant to use names. Even when I know the name of the person I’m talking to, I’m afraid I’ll say the wrong one.

Honestly, she’s going to be whatever the hell you tell her she is.

You’re really fucking up almost everything you do and just not noticing.

So, it’s just like a regular day for me.

Wait. That’s a cheese cake disguised as a pie!

As long as it’s done well, I love any kind of pie!

Good luck. Don’t sacrifice your happiness for stability.