Just like me fr

I got my money on another trillion by the end of the year

I’m guessing it adds a “Wild” sauce or something

“When you press this button, a random brown person dies, but…”

Americans begin shooting each other to be the one mashing the button

That fucking commie Fidel killed my slave’s illiteracy

Fr though, Walmart sells all the things you need to firebomb it.

He picked the place where he’d be most likely of winning. Imagine a place that’s bad at voting by British standards. Now imagine the worst place.

Hey architecture fans, of what style is this very phallic thing? I ran into it in a wiki rabbit hole and I think it’s a cool building

It’s the headquarters of NEC.

Needs plants and a snazzy paintjob tbh. Maybe some of that cool artwork you see on the side of soviet buildings

Dr. Lo is adamant about working from home.

Did he say that as a compliment?

It means a big change and new beginnings. Like half of the other tarot cards

Damn, those Hamas tunnels stretch far

The US is so corporate brained they stole Microsoft’s Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

Chongqing is nicknamed Fog City. I don’t know how apocryphal this is, but supposedly the fog helped hide it from the Imperial Japanese bombings.

And if there’s one thing I know about Chongqing, it’s that it’s hot and rainy.

Juan Contreras

Imagine paying trillions and still having to subscribe to Lockheed-Martin+

Dealbreaker

As is standard with such settlements, the terms of the deal stipulate the payout is not an admission of wrongdoing on UMN’s part.

Paying 250 grand so that you can say it wasn’t wrong to (pre)fire someone for speaking out against genocide