You got a turdbo charger!

Garret Garrison is making deliveries.

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Would that make a mustache a gable?

Paul Mooney would like a word.

A high pitched whistle slowly fading off?

Also you would be making love in water versus merely close to it. Coffee compared to either would be unsatisfactory. At best coffee that is like “ mak’n love ina canoe” is still “fukin near water”.

Nasty!

Lancel is so hot right now.

obvi fake

He never set foot in Northern America.

I was thinking Will Ferrell, feeling it in his plums.

Or find a nice rope

Harrumph!

He said the mayor is near!

That’s what they want you to believe.