I did it. You didn’t even make an attempt.

Can’t leave, everyone has already boarded and they’ve closed the doors.

Also, no leaving your seat until after takeoff.

The photo is clearly AI. His face is too big, and there isn’t a gaping hole in his neck.

Somebody has to have ported Crysis to the NES, right? That uses the same MOS6502 CPU (but has some beefier graphics hardware)

The article is literally about workers’ opinions based on conducted polls, so the title is accurate. Whether or not these agree with labor statistics collected by an increasingly dubious government is a different subject.

Try reading the article.

It’s because they ran out of fecks

Honk

What about feckless hippies that sold out to the neoliberals?

tl;dr why did it have to be snakes?

Not for long!

Well, I know better than to post comics in his language and butcher it.

I call bullshit. That’s a ridiculous argument to use in the same sentence as an archaic form of “sacrifice.”

“Dice” is the plural of “die.”

Scalzi based as usual

Also, the real fake Rambo!

This is acceptable. It also indicates that you make a solid guess at the beginning.

I’m the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle.

Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks

I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer’s head office

Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon

WHAT?