assume a spherical penis in a frictionless vacuum

i like to think that anyone who sticks to mm is just severely traumatized by blueprints and schematics.

“CENTIMETERS ARE VERBOTEN, YOU ALWAYS USE mm TO AVOID CONFUSION”

studies find tongue may be responsible for sense of taste, the results are however questioned by british scientists

i feel like it’s a good default assumption for any “negative” sex-related thing. See also “of course being gay is a choice! I only give in to my depraved urges to throat 15 feet of sailor dick a couple of times per year!”

docowmentaries

as a non-american stuff like lunchables fucking baffles me, just give the kids some clementines?

so… long nuggets?

you’re forgetting that there are plenty of non-israeli jews…

dark as fuck fr fr, it’s giving grue

for reference “anglican” is a form of christianity in britain, the word you’re looking for is “anglicized”

there are absolutely norms that prevent their usage, but it’s one of those formality things that’s probably starting to become extinct these days.

Like how one would be expected to address nobility by their title, “your highness” or “m’lord”.

“Yooo, alexei, dude!! It’s been so long!”
“Alexei? No, Mia. I’m in the process of transitioning, just started on estrogen half a year ago”

“oh bespectacled one, could thou lend your pen to this poor unbepenned soul? I need to write a shopping list”

GET APPRECIATED IDIOT, GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RESPECTED LMAOOOOOOOO

are you serious?

i care less about how popular it is, than i care about how good it is.

Blessedly it won’t even take 10 years for linux to become hilariously better than other operating systems, i’d wager more like 5 years.

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOUR SACK GETS CAUGHT IN THE SPOKES

AROOOOOOOH GOD THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAIN, THE PAIN

The problem with reading isn’t reading, it’s finding something to read.
Basically the only thing i enjoy reading is fantasy/scifi, of which 99% of what’s available at a library is horribly dry and uninspired, and 99.9999999% of what’s available online has a title like “The God of Death Just Wants to Quit?! [Isekai / OP MC / LitRPG / Kingdom Building]”

I literally have to treat the few good books i find like addictive drugs, if i don’t hold myself back i’ll just spend the entire day reading it, suddenly reach the end, and fall into depression.

“Diane’s Express Scissor Delivery”

i still don’t understand how gemini is actually better, since you can just… make small websites in html…