Hello, human resources?

Women, by contrast, are polite enough to only get piss all over the toilet seat

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻

feck?

That the math checks out only make me angrier

It’s not that the scene is unwelcoming, it’s more that at some point it turned into a volunteer babysitting gig and nobody told me

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This is so dumb, I did the math and you would have to eat hundreds of thousands of nuggets for it to add to to even a single small bullet.

Corporate has given you a present. You will smile and thank them and pretend to love it or we will call you out so fucking hard you will wish you had never been born.

Silence peasant. You lack the necessary qualifications to interpret the old texts, leave that to your betters.

Dude, pass the joint, you’re bogarting it

This guy is a chin supremacist

You’re the fucking man

Glory to his house

Yes, all the time. Any behind-the-scenes stuff isn’t even on my radar.

Please relate this to politics somehow so I know how to feel about it.

Seriously though, this is a top-tier showerthought right here

Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican

All animals are equal, but some of them have guns

A most interesting theory, comrade. Perhaps you would like to give a speech further exploring your ideas in the basement of the secret police headquarters?