Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!

We’re entertainment dragons.

We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.

Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.

Rookie move.

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.

This appears to be written in English, but I can’t make sense of it.

We must feed the backlog, always.

Number go up.