Rage against that cookie.

The one at my work has never reached zero.

Like the code in Lost, we keep it from running out. Nobody knows what will happen if it does.

Mc 900 meters Jesus.

Redditor influx.

Ok ,but you need to choose a top and bottom from each of them, divided at the waist.

It depends on how nearsighted you are. If you have something like -5 you’ll still notice being nearsighted, whereas someone with only -1.5 might suddenly experience seeing perfectly.

It’s because the refractive index of water is different than air. Also, the pressure has an effect on the eye, changing the default focus. Finally you’ll also have a more narrow vision from goggles or from squinting, which itself helps focus ever so slightly.

If you’re in a pool there’s not a whole lot of details to look at to begin with and we’re not terrible good at judging distances under water anyway. So the whole experience is different and difficult to compare to normal vision.

If you do get goggles with lenses you might want to choose a correction that is a few points under your normal glasses because the water gives you one for free.

Build a sauna. On a boat.

Ok, I guess I don’t really need 50k. Give it to someone else.

If reincarnation works, I wouldn’t mind being a gold fish in my next life.

Just eat, shit, sleep every day. Occasionally nudge female fish to lay eggs.

Good times.

I have my ordinary plates and glasses in such a cabinet. It has the perfect size for just that. What a coincidence huh?

But seriously though, that is the reason. I ran out of space in the larger cabinets, and to minimize the use of floor space, I got one of those. They’re like half the depth of other kitchen cabinets.

I don’t have any fine china or silverware on display though.

Damn these kinks are getting weird.

Tilting or rotating your phone is the easiest way to make it change direction.

One fire guy is ok. Two fire guys is a disaster.

If you have two fire guys, one fire and one girl, you better bring the guitar before you join them. You don’t even need to play it, it just has to be there to pacify the fire guys.

If you nitpick your own suggestions the same way, you’ll find that nuclear weapons were made by Germans in America and that rock music is a rip off of blues which is from Africa, and so on.

All inventions are based on knowledge that comes from somewhere else. It’s the exchange of knowledge that pushes inventions forward. It is very rarely the country of where that person had his or her ass situated at the time of the patent application that caused the invention.

You should hear his voice. His face is the prettiest thing of that man.

Here are some.

• Antibiotics (Germany)
• Bluetooth (Denmark)
• C++ (Denmark)
• DVD (Japan)
• Electric clock (UK)
• Graphene (Canada)
• Helicopter (Russia)
• Linux (Finland)
• Penicillin (Scotland)
• TNT (Sweden)
• Wegovy (Denmark)

It’s Will Forte in the role of Phil Tandy Miller in the tv-series The Last Man on Earth, in which he uses the “I hardly knew her” joke intensively.m throughout the series.

At first it’s corny because it’s a poor joke, but then he keeps doing it, so it becomes annoying, but then he keeps doing it, so it becomes funny, but then he keeps doing it, so it becomes annoying again.

I think AI could have a good tool for specific purposes and also a very lucrative business if only they had not thrown all that money at it.

The extreme investments forced them to roll it out prematurely over a much larger market that it could ever supply in a meaningful way.

They’re trying to force a camel through the eye of a needle.

It says that he salvaged and repaired himself.