Everything flows down from the C-Suite. They tell Marketing to increase sales. Marketing tells Advertising to make “creative” ads (but then only approves “safe” boring ads). Then Marketing runs those uninteresting ads based on the number of times a spreadsheet says will get the most sales. They are disassociated from the customer experience, and will likely not be moved by public outcry. They only care when it doesn’t work, and it does or they wouldn’t do it. Sorry.

Home assistant!

The new Z is very reminiscent of the old Datsun 280. Or 240? Whatever, the cool one.

“77-year old alcoholic falls off bike after visiting his dealer.” But seriously, ALWAYS add a bottle of wine when shopping for anything, people. #safetyfirst

Bender?

Joined, blocked.

They identified 45,000 risky drivers in DC? Out of 700,000 residents? That seems like a lot, considering I doubt they’re all out on the road at the same time.

Have u had Montreal bagels? Holy crap, they’re good.

Going through someone else’s mail upset people so much, they made it a felony. 😮

She started out a little nervous and unsettled in her first year or two, but once she got comfortable, she killed on SNL.

But…but…Jack Kirby!

Get good at something people value. You will always be able to say, “I’m shite at a lot of things, I’m ugly, and unlikable, but at least I can __________”.

It doesn’t hurt to be physically active, too.

Maybe “mine riches”?

Smart move by Zelenskyy to avoid being ganged up on like the last time by Trump and his sound-byte seeking stooges.

You mean: https://signaljam.me/welcome-to-signal-jam/

You’re in pole position, you have a responsibility to those behind you. Be considerate and pay attention.

Burn Notice, Royal Pains

Basically anything made during the heyday of USANetwork. “Dramas” without intensity.

What about 555-1212? (See all movies and TV) https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/27545/why-do-fake-phone-numbers-start-555

I assumed he hadn’t sold his stock because HP paid a dividend (which could’ve been substantial with all his stock from being there so long). But HP doesn’t. 🤷

Sad story of corporate idiocy. All too common.

You are now correct. They move a lot. https://storageioblog.com/seagate-to-say-goodbye-to-cayman-islands-hello-ireland/amp/