“Their goal is to be able to track submarines so that in wartime, they’re better placed to be able to attack and sink [them].”

Joke’s on them, we don’t have any viable submarines. And they’ll be waiting a LONG time for our Yankee stupid-boats to arrive, if they ever do.

It’s almost like the US needs some sort of underlying principle like, just spitballing here, “separation of religion and government”, or “separation of church and stateliness” or something. Nah, that’ll never catch on.

I’d like it if every time he starts to speak Navi yells LISTEN!

I was unaware that most of the world is Spanish. The more you know…

If you get Australian humour, The Castle is fantastic. Very wholesome and very funny, although I have known non-Australians to watch it and have most of it go over their head.

Apr 8: TACO!

(I hope)

Ali Babba?

And of all things, an email client?? What the fuck are they doing?

Trying to imagine Jim Lovell’s reaction when Apollo 13 blue-screens and has to reboot. What an amateurish shitshow NASA has become.

This. If she knew how to use her equipment and bothered to learn Morse Code, the best fail-safe of the time, she would have probably been fine. Instead she made a heap of stupid mistakes that cost her life.

It’s not the point in your life, it’s just the world we currently live in. Every day could be April Fools as far as I can tell.

Oh shit I hadn’t even looked at it that way.

I’m not convinced help would have been forthcoming had it been required, so ummm, ok I guess. Whatever.

At least have your sine pass through the origin ffs!

The rape victim has once again bitten his little mushroom and now he doesn’t know what to do.

Naturally timelines need to be compressed and multiple characters condensed into a single person for runtime and clarity reasons, but it still does a good job.

Now seems like a good time to give a shoutout to this video: History Buffs

This is the theory I tend to believe.

Can’t wait for my War Crimesmas present next year!

This just in: Child rapist is a shitty person.

But how about that Dow guys, why aren’t we paying attention to what really matters?

Captain Planet!