In that case, foreign armies could deploy millions of bags of them at invading US military, turning them Low-T and making Pete Hegseth fire them! Tactics. Always tactics.

Fuck sake. Next they’ll take the accused to the corpse to see if it ‘spits blood’ in the presence of the murderer. Old as the practice was, what happened in this Maryland case sounds almost as uninformed and ludicrous.

Hey, it only takes 14 Gazan toddlers to hold up a bazooka. You don’t wanna be antisemitic by not dropping white phosphorous on them, do you?!

/s

But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.

For every deranged penis they cut off, two more take its place! Hail Hydra!

To be fair, there’s probably plenty of lead in it.

So we only know a kilogram of water weighs a kilogram because of an arbitrary decision by the French? How much does it really weigh?

Microsoft Word '97, huh? I liked that one. You knew where you stood with Microsoft Word '97.

I recall that every picture I saw or video I watched of US special forces in Afghanistan, they were bearded and looked like they could punch a grizzly.

I once searched for a solution for a tech problem, was bombarded with people posting variations on the most unhelpful text of all time: “It’s working for me”.

Oh, he wouldn’t be the only name on the list.

When are we gonna get a Warhammer 40,000 movie series?

I hope some of them are to help regrow fingernails, because that thumb is nasty!

Well, ‘the most recent Israeli operations in Gaza have been about neutralizing HAMAS and eliminating military threats to Israel emanating from Gaza’ have caused the mass murder of 73,264 civilians - mostly babies and children - by ‘the most moral army in the world’.

Yes, HAMAS is a terrorist organisation.

SO IS THE IDF. A far larger one.

The Independent International Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, and Israel examines violations and crimes against and affecting Palestinian children, including serious physical and psychological harm by the Israeli security forces since 7 October 2023 resulting in the death of at least 20,179 and injury of 44,143 children.

The paper describes the deliberate targeting and killing of Palestinian children, including post-ceasefire since the October 2025 Gaza peace plan. The Commission also examines a sharp increase in violence perpetrated by members of Israeli settlers against Palestinian children in the West Bank, including East Jerusalem.

The Commission examines the use of torture, inhumane and degrading treatment, including sexual and gender-based violence, against Palestinian children, particularly during mass arrests and in detention. It analyses pattern of Israel’s targeting of critical infrastructure essential to children, such as healthcare facilities and its short- to long-term consequences, as well as the impact of reproductive violence on newborns, resulting in poor neonatal health and birthing outcomes; attacks on orphanages and schools, impacting the loss of care for orphans and unaccompanied children, and inducing academic harm and learning disruptions for children, respectively.

The Commission examines the impact of the conditions of life imposed by Israel in Gaza resulting in preventable mortality of children, exacerbating morbidity, and serious mental trauma from the relentless and widespread attacks by Israel over two years – collectively revealing severe, multi-layered harm to Palestinian children’s survival, health, and development. Further, the Commission examines how Israeli soldiers mock and weaponize symbols of childhood in Gaza, raising ethical, disciplinary and legal questions about the conduct of the Israeli security forces during the ground invasion of Gaza.

From the Independent International Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, and Israel (PDF link).

Tell me, how does ‘torture, inhumane and degrading treatment, including sexual and gender-based violence, against Palestinian children, particularly during mass arrests and in detention’ accomplish ‘neutralizing HAMAS and eliminating military threats to Israel emanating from Gaza?’ How does ‘targeting of critical infrastructure essential to children, such as healthcare facilities?’

Nothing can justify such atrocities, so don’t even try.

I used to play Murder in the Dark, but now I don’t have any friends.

The Hamas-led attack on southern Israel in 2023 killed around 1,200 people and saw 251 taken hostage. Israel’s offensive in Gaza to retaliate has killed more than 73,264 Palestinians, including those killed since the ceasefire, Gaza’s Health Ministry said.

Those citing the Hamas attack as ‘justification’ for the genocide in Gaza should be made aware of the sheer disproportionality of the response by Israel.

That’s nothing to what Bert Thistlewaite does to them further down the line.

To OP: Decorate, but for a different holiday for each room in your house. And leave them up all year. Tell people who ask to mind their own business, you’ll have Thanksgiving in the bathroom if you want!

To answer the question: Everything. Jesus … everything.

Henry Symeonis smacked Osbertus de Langetoft’s balls a little too roughly one day, as a prank, whilst they crossed the Hythe Bridge from opposite directions, leaving him unable to perform any physical activity for a number of months. As Master de Langetoft was a popular student, and a sterling coxwain on the rowboat, this was seen as such a heinous crime on the part of Master Symeonis, that graduates eagerly agreed to craft a tradition of swearing an oath to never be reconciled with Henry Symeonis.

Actually, it’s worse than that, but I like my version better. Nobody is murdered.

Aorta. So sexy.

“The Palestinians’ stubborn refusal to be murdered by the IDF is antisemitic!”

Ben Gvir, probably.