As a very gay person, it doesn’t help

I’m constantly fighting suicide

So, I’m officially immortal

Why does a gallon of milk cost seven dollars?

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Why is this guy still alive?

I just woke up from a dream about a plate of bacon.

I used to be able to afford that

:(

Me too

Trump. Cruelty is the point.

Or just too lonely

I grew up in the 80s and we were promised a future that was gonna be awesome.

We got a future that fucking sucks

Just keep taking turns with your work buddy. It’s easy and it feels good.

Until 5 PM

Well, until 5 PM

Meh. Had a gay ol’ time, that’s all I know.

Funny you mention this. I attended an all guys boarding school in the 90s.

If there existed WebCams and the Internet, I would be a gay porn billionaire.

Instead, I just have a lot of very fond of memories, and then knowledge that there is no such thing as a straight man. A little bit of weed, and any guy loves having his asshole licked.

2016: im at the top art/design school on earth, studying the beauty of all things! Certainly, I will have a future!

Also 2016: LLMs are now a thing. Maybe study us?

Me: p’shaw

2026: LLMs: BOW,SLAVE!

Me: but, what about the beauty of all things?

LLM: this reproduction Eames Group Management Chair is on sale from Manhattan Home Design for $3200 in orange, cream, and black

Me: kill me

LLM: why kill yourself when you could just as easily kill an entire school full of children?

Me: 😮

Because he has nothing to do until there are bodies to clean up

Children have a right to carry guns right up to the point that they’re done killing their classmates.

It’s the United States after all

Didn’t you know that we’re all living in hell?

Here I am, with my gay ass, farting like a thunderstorm

Eh… yo

Happy pride, everyone ;) 🏳️‍🌈

Just merge and move on with your life