It’s hunting season!

I would vote for .slash just so we can get slashdot.slash.

Found a dead rabbit in my backyard last week, and a pile of entrails on my driveway this morning. Apparently my house is the local hangout spot for the neighborhood’s rabbit-eating wildlife.

So thanks for posting this timely information, it will come in handy if I want to make some stew with the next gift they leave me.

So… Really more Bradley Cooper’s ‘Ocean’s’ prequel, then, isn’t it?

TIL pachyderm means more than just elephants.

A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said “honey that’s gross why didn’t you wash your hands?”

He responded, “well for one, it’s not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I’ll be alright touching it every once in awhile.”

Roses are red.

Violets are nice.

The Nokia 2626 was no 3310 or 5110, but I bet you could still beat a man to death with it and then call your lady to tell her you’ll be a bit late to dinner. Whoever tore that down for the metals is gonna be kicking themselves pretty hard when the apocalypse comes.

It’s crazy how much it evolved in just a hundred years. Even crazier that it’s still evolving at all after being extinct for 100 million years.

Cuba has accused 10 people aboard a US-registered speedboat it intercepted off its coast on Wednesday of planning “an infiltration with terrorist aims”.

“So anyway, me 'n the boys figured we’d just take the boat out real quick over lunch, catch some rays, fish a little, coupla brewskis, maybe invade Cuba, you know, the usual.”

-Teddy Roosevelt, probably

It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.

You’re in a helicopter, why are you stuck in traffic?

Tetrips, or maybe it was Tetripz, I can’t remember, it’s been years. It’s Tetris except with crazy video effects that supposedly simulate being on various drugs. It’s a lot harder to play when the whole screen is flashing and bouncing and twisting.

Super colossal shrimp increased by 31% because they started fortifying it with cesium. You expect to just get that cesium for free? Hell no, you gotta pay for it!

Live-action Frozen with waking-nightmare CG AI Olaf is coming inside five years, I guarantee it.

FTFY

It’ll be fine, they’re cutting sharp cheddar!

Invader Zim (obviously…)

Phineas and Ferb

Powerpuff girls

I’m sort of torn.

It has been pretty much my favorite single book ever for, like, the last 30 years. I loved the 90s Tim Curry miniseries back in the day, and I think the new pair of movies was probably the best Stephen King adaptation I’ve ever seen, except for maybe the Green Mile.

The first half of this show’s season did not feel like It, it felt like Great Value Stranger Things. They finally got their shit together in the second half I think. I don’t know why it took them so damn long to bring out Pennywise, but that’s when it finally started picking up for me.

I don’t feel like I ever really connected with the kids. There were some familiar last names but it still didn’t really feel right to me. Like it was still just some random teenagers in the 60s fighting seemingly random Monsters of the Week for a pretty good chunk of it. Big whoop.

(I tried to put that last bit in spoiler tags, I hope it works… I still left it sorta vague in case it doesn’t.)

I am really glad they’re doing it like an anthology series. I wanted to see more about the Black Spot, and I’m glad we’re going to get more about the Bradley Gang and the Kitchener explosion in the next couple go-rounds

I will absolutely give season 2 a shot when it comes out. I’m still sorta iffy on the whole thing, but they did figure things out well enough in the back 9 of the first season that I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt next time around.

Does it still shred the roof of your mouth or is that too much for it to deal with today?

That’s a load bearing wall.