I probably would have bought one around launch, but they were impossible to get. So I bought a gaming PC instead - no regrets what so ever.

Throw the whole toolbox! And the dog! And grandma!

Huge throbbing prototaxite? Yes.

Seems pretty easy to avoid that blade

Keetch?

Norway concluded our covert schemes after we won “Biggest statue of a moose”

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easy there, Dave

Needs an x to sound scary

Torture And eXecute

Donald Trump = Incompetent bucket of piss

They’re all the way down

You must consume additional prions!

Looks like gopnik is back on the menu, gopniks!

I’m still not sure if those are a second pair of whiskers, or if it’s a Wallace & Gromit style mouth

Reswamping

I’ve heard you can cure diabetes by injecting bleach

* most bread. I was horrified last time I visited. Even what was supposed to be whole grain bread was just dyed light “bread”

I don’t even trust

I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!