crematorium fires.

Firefighters: “Wait, isn’t that the point?”.

Palaeontologists: “Write that down!”.

🤌🤌

You never forgetti about the spaghetti man!

Democracy

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Mmm, bottomless pit jerkey

“Woo! The fuck said that?” - owl-waitress

So they can say:

“I want ewe!”

Mothmaries

That’s a shame, sorry you can’t get your XXL dick anymore.

Damn, you got a dick dick homey.

Oh those Danes.

Oh come on, that has to be intentional/ a gag.

Work smart not hard. The mountain is just a big ol’ boulder anyways, mission accomplished.

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Always looking for new books to read, thanks friendo!

Lastly, he’d blow of the top of her head.

Ejaculation of semen is entirly involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El’s semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine-gun bullet(3).

Artifical insemination may give us better results.

(3)One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy’s puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?

What a wild ride.

Why does their relationship end? Racing isn’t the only thing Mr.Monkey does at Mach 5 speed.