Halve, not have

My partner’s cousins love the spying. We were playing chess and talking about practicing more, and one cousin opened his phone and there were ads for chess apps. They were delighted.

Yeah I recommend it if you’re in the market.

Still my favorite mouse I’ve ever used. Got it from work and expected to hate it, but there we were. I don’t use it anymore since I switched to Linux. RIP. Now I have a proto arc, which is fine.

Individual staples anticipate a future of sudden mutilation by a chomping death machine and having their corpses ornament a book report.

Without the bear it’s a zombie comic, and the arm is crawling along by the fingers, still hitting goals.

A lot of Scary Pockets covers. Viva La Vida is a great one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JP3nskD7ebU

Edit: how could I forget, Get Busy by Lawrence might be my favorite cover ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q6nrrWLA_U

I love k.d. lang’s version

Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_NpxTWbovE

I like the art style. Something about the giant circle heads is very pleasing.

It’s weird but I lie on my side and comb and tug my hair as flat to my head as possible against the direction of growth, especially around my neck, ear, and temple, where the growth direction is most opinionated. Usually I comb it with my fingers, but sometimes I use a pick or brush. It’s careful work and I try to fall asleep with it like that.

Edit: I’ve wondered if other people do this, because it feels so natural to me, but I’ve never heard anyone describe it.

Before I fall asleep, I self soothe by playing with the hair on my head in a very specific way.

That first one is a full thrift shop romcom waiting to happen.

Do you ever miss old fashioned bean and lentil burgers? I’ll eat an impossible burger, but I don’t love them as much as they’re often the only plant based option these days.

Two best choices I’ve ever made tbh. I look 10 years younger since my last fun

Beneficiaries

So you’re saying my chance to make it as an actor will outlive me

But it’s a mutable attribute

There’s a Trevor Noah bit like this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMO5SSmiaA

Cuddly Uncle Fester

Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.