While they were basket weaving, Jesus took egg, said the blessing, colored it, and giving it to his rabbits said, “Take and hide; this is my chocolate.”

Yeah, that always seemed like a marketing gimmick not based on any science to me

Technically there’s no way to know if they hide their identity and use a voice changer, but I was mainly joking

False, child labor is illegal

If Lego costs an arm and a leg, and you use them to replace your leg… Imma need to see the upper half of this photo to confirm a hypothesis.

Sender listed as Axe Body Spray HQ

Can you site your sources from the global south? Also who says they’re not both wrong? Flawed governments spring out of good ideas all the time, humans have a bad habit of cutting corners and the world is more grey than that.

The key is to really make it sound like you’re telling a story, offhand jokes aren’t normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them… "

Do not give any details because in your mind it’s self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that’s when you respond: “turns out soup is hot and wet.”

You think Harvard teaches about the size of their own curriculum, or would the answer to that ironically be in the book on the right?

I’m just waiting for Bigfoot’s OnlyFans videos directed by Tarantino to finally leak

He can take it, probably can’t keep it. I give it 5 days before the grave robbers get to it all.

I’m confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption…

Good advice, but I wouldn’t trust Anker with my data refuel after their Eufy scandal

You know Putin, the king of honest elections…

Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.

That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.

Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!

He wouldn’t have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn’t have stopped on its own after hitting the second person

Common misconception, that’s actually a half-colon (not to be confused with semicolons or colon type-c)