“Pour some lava on meeeeeee”

married joint filers

Not with these student loans out here, bruh. But I don’t think the student loan crowd are your main supporters.

It’s a brick and I’m nodding slowly

No, for reasons previous answers have stated. Stuff like antipsychotics (risperidone) will stop LSD and shroom trips though.

The walking taco. Who doesn’t want 1. A taco, and 2. The ease of eating it out of a bag?

I threw up every morning from anxiety.

Good thing the students can still hear a critique of political economy.

He needed something for show and tell before applesauce and naptime.

Waiting for the “It was totally self defense so I shot her in the freakin’ face a bunch of times.” Fucking cowards. I hope you all get the brazen bull.

There’s a fair number of common antidepressants that’ll pop for PCP.

Gotta completely desecrate it so it doesn’t come back as a zombie. Canada, the e-vites are in your inboxes since you know how to throw a proper bbq.

“You got an uphill battle here, counselor. She did look at him crossways.”

Shoe on head pls

No, this is a feature that cuts the engine off when you’re at a stop. Then the engine re-starts when you try to accelerate again. Or if the AC needs to kick on. Or if the car needs literally anything. It’s jarring, and it’s little more than a gimmick that manufacturers used to improve gas mileage in testing.

These tests are bullshit predictors of anything except how much you’ll pay the College Board. Good lord the money they make.

The flamingo speaks

Always check the label before you leave the pharmacy. I do that with one I only get from Northstar. There have been a few times the pharmacy blew past the order, and I make sure to take it out at the counter in case I need to send it back (they won’t take it back otherwise).

That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

You’re thinking of Tylenol. Ibuprofen will wreak hell on the kidneys and stomach.