I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.

The dude’s last name irl is Fishman lol

I think you’re confused why he brought up shaking anything at all, what you’re missing is that he brought up shaking an umbrella as a reply to the OP image that talks about shaking booty aka dancing.

The Finnish thing is that they don’t shake booty. The umbrella being the only thing they shake was just a way to highlight that they aren’t dancing like Colombians.

hey, no one thought you were a bot. The joke is that the guy didn’t know anything about what you were talking about about so he pretends that he has a friend that is curious and asks you to explain for the friend instead of for himself.

Like he wanted you to explain to him but he was too embarrassed to asked for the explanation without the fake friend excuse.

When I was young I heard the phrase “time marches inexorably forward” and I always thought it was one of those really cool phrases everyone knew from some philosopher or like from Shakespeare or some highbrow source of wisdom or wit.

Recently I looked it up, and I can’t for the life of me figure out where it came from, or why I thought it was one of those ubiquitous things everyone had heard before. It was probably actually from some X-Men cartoon or something silly but I’ll never figure it out.

I wish I could go back in time and figure out where I heard that phrase with that specific wording but, you know what they say…

Usually the epiphany includes the second syllable as: Lucas > Luke S.

That novel also does a shout-out to Richard Dawkins despite being set in the distant future because it was written in 2006.

Its hilarious seeing the same “absolutely insane” tag that I have used.

I don’t know enough about Shinzo Abe to know if death-by-doohickey is the same type of cosmic poetry or if this person is just ranking it high for the other obvious reasons (such as the doohickey).

Yeah these people are ignoring the part where Jesus said give away all your belongings unless you think you should keep them because you’ve had them for a long time.

The background lore of the TV show Severance is gonna create a new rise of ether used as a recreational drug in a sort of “do not build the torment nexus” way.

To be perfectly fair, saying “there’s nothing else to say” is a way stronger example of a thought terminating exercise. Yet here we both are.

I think your untreated trauma is negatively affecting how you treat the people around you.

In 2000, The Thirteenth Floor was nominated for the Saturn Award for Best Science Fiction Film but lost to The Matrix.

Yeah that’s a pretty good sell. I’ll check it out.

Huh? Wouldn’t you be really surprised if they had the ability to unlock the beta art during a time when the beta art hasn’t even been replaced yet?

The Wild Truth

Is that theory based on a hunch you had, or is it maybe based on the memoir that his sister wrote where she says so?

This guy is the coolest type of hacker.

very nice, thanks for the link.

Mastering nethack was one of my proudest achievements in a way that is incredibly embarrassing, but also the only people who know nethack enough to be properly embarrassed for me are also the people that might understand my pride lol.