Elasticated belts are always guaranteed to fit!

If I find myself reaching for the phone, I just turn it off

So rather than Uber being above the £90k limit collectively. They’re basically allowing each driver to be a contractor who had their own £90k entitlement? Bloody hell that’s not a loophole, that’s a channel tunnel!

I’ll be damned. How long has that been a thing?!?

Looking forward to the “co-pilot remapper” companion app that allows me to launch and hide whatever app I want with that button.

Looking at you Terminal!

I had a random no symbol on my external monitor that was being caused by its OSD detecting microphone mute and showing an icon.

This certainly isn’t a fix, but if you try to screenshot the icon and it shows up, you’ll know it’s being drawn by the computer and not the monitor.

Might give you a direction to investigate :)

Some people choose a hill to die on. Theirs is apparently sideways

Edit: sorry I meant Þeirs

I remember getting a 19” CRT one Christmas when the prices dropped significantly - my poor father almost pulled his back out getting it up the stairs into my room.

Back when I worked at Apple Retail we used to say, “5 down, 95 to go”. I really want SteamOS to be a runaway success

Our evaporative air cooler uses IR, we bought a Tuya ir receiver and taught it the remote codes. Whole thing carried through to home assistant with the plugin.

Worked both times on me with the Peacemaker Intro music

Who does the money go to? I know they’re saying Ukraine, but they need bullets not cash. Do Ukraine then buy the arms from EU? If it’s a loan then does the EU stand to double their money PLUS interest?

You leave Stiffler’s Mom out of this!

Doubles as a CD player!

But if the virus doesn’t spread the medicine company can’t continue to sell sell sell!

Message Of The’Day

Nah, it’s a vehicle safety inspection all cars over a certain age must go through in the UK before they’re legally allowed to be on the road.

I have it on good authority he’s f*cking Ben Affleck

4 lines for one sentence. What a power move!

Sure thing I can help you put together a 5 point plan on how to take over the world, but first here’s a word from our sponsor, NordVPN

I heard a story once about a guy who was doing those activities with a lady friend in his bedroom. He lived with his parents. They made a bit of a mess on the bedsheets. He was loading the sheets into the washing machine when his mum asked why he was washing them in the middle of the day. His response, “I spilled my Chinese”

Your spilled spaghetti story reminded me of it, so now you get to enjoy the phrase too!