(Second-oldest person): “If I can hold out a bit longer, then I’ll have years left ahead of me”

Better than a drug addiction, I suppose.

Thanks for the hint. I am aware. A new unwritten rule is forming in defense of humanity, and requires much more effort to be put into low-effort memes: to the order of learning how to draw, and bending my life to please internet strangers to the detriment of my family.

Wrong flavor of shit?

This feels like an ad.

The only LUGs I know of meet IRL.

WTF? Is there even one phone that does not have a built-in charge controller? Would a phone survive even one night of continuous charging?

I bet the downvoters don’t get the metaphor.

So… a nerve-gas attack?

There was a recent news item about an owner of many francises dropping all their stores, and pulling out of several states… probably an aftershock of that.

“Path of least resistance” thinking kills people. Electricity takes ALL paths available to it, inversely proportional to their resistance.

Well… I was trying to identify the time that the aliens would come, not that of our demise, but… point taken.

(i.e. “it” was supposed to point to the memory crystal)

…but only one million years into it’s life span the human race is gone and aliens are unwittingly melting them down for raw material.

I found the astronaut!

I can’t believe you’re making me upvote this!

Tell me more about I vibe code Brainfuck using Eliza.

She’s gaslighting you.