Brave Little Hitachi Wand

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Cake day: January 8th, 2025

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  • Ah jeez, I almost got away with not explaining this one. Alright, you got me, here goes:

    A guy sees a kid playing with a welder’s mask on sitting by the side of the road trying to hitch a ride. He picks him up and, gradually - as if testing the waters - starts asking increasingly sexual questions, like “do you know what a blowjob is, do you know what a pedophile is”, et cetera. If you’re telling this joke right, then by the time you get to the punchline the mood in the room is tense and grim, nobody’s laughing - right? It sounds like something terrible is about to occur. Then the kid opens up the welder’s mask and delivers the punchline I quoted above as if to say why is this idiot asking a dumb kid all these technical welding questions? It gets laughs, but mostly due to the relief everyone feels when it’s over.

    It’s one of those jokes that kind of torments the audience, which is why it popped into my head when she posted “be nice, tell good jokes”. If you get the reference, it’s laughably out of place. Definitely not so funny it’s worth explaining, but since the reddit posts that explain it have all been deleted I decided to give the rundown for general posterity.









  • That’s because we live in a complex world where multiple things can be true. Trauma can limit our ability to process this, in my experience. The old man was in the wrong, and he was a victim of violence. I’m not trying to fight you, I just think you might have limited objectivity because of your personal experiences.

    When you say “it’s really fucked up that you’re not getting this”, you might be noticing the disconnect between your interpretation of events and the way people who aren’t viewing the situation through a lens of trauma might see it.

    I’m sorry if it sounds like I’m using your history against you, those are just the cards I see on the table and just one possible interpretation.



  • It is wrong to escalate quickly to violence against an ambiguous transgression, especially with someone older for whom a fall can easily be life threatening. The goal of a culture where a stranger doesn’t do that is a correct goal, and one we share - it is achieved by firmly but peacefully correcting the old man but using the incident as a teachable moment for the child. Explain to them what should have happened and why. It’s not too late for them to create a kinder, more respectful culture in time. I think going straight to violence is a misstep on that path, and making amends in the end was the right call.