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Alright boss, I’m cockin’ out for the night

That was basically how it went down when my friend tried to teach me how to play Go

Well now I know what to do with the other one

I abandon my plans of defeating Ruby Weapon and just get in the Highwind and go to the Golden Saucer.

Well that’s your own fault for overstimulating the cat by shuffles notes doing nothing whatsoever.

My boy caught a mouse once. He really worked for it too, he had little bits of moss stuck to his nose when I found him. When I told him it was time to go inside he just shook his head to kill it and headed for the door like it would just be okay to bring it in lol. Had to pry it out of his mouth.

I just name my children using GUIDs. To keep things simple I normally call them by the first 32 bits, but when they’re getting into trouble I use all 128.

No idea haha. Last time I had a Mac was over 20 years ago.

Yes, it’s Option-Command-D.

No one ever asks how is Godot…

I’ve heard of Zippy the Pinhead before. Are they all like this?

Happens to me every single time. I stopped taking naps because I wake up all groggy and then it takes an hour to become fully conscious again. It’s just not fun anymore

Me: Sleep, how I loathe those little slices of death.

Also me: watches 2 hours of unnarrated sleeper train travel videos on YouTube

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It took a few tries, but if I memorize the numbers in chunks of 3, then 3, then 2 then it’s a lot easier.