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@nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 9 months ago

Anon is straight

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Anon is straight

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@nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 9 months ago
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    5•9 months ago

    FWBs get paid?! Why wasn’t I told this?

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      Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What’d you think the benefits were?

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        Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

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        3•9 months ago

        I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should’ve said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I’m “drunk and horny enough” now, Jamie.

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