@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 9 months agoStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?message-square387fedilinkarrow-up1308arrow-down111
arrow-up1297arrow-down1message-squareStraight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 9 months agomessage-square387fedilink
minus-squareWadeTheWizardlinkfedilink74•9 months agoWashing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
minus-square@Archer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink14•9 months agoOnly straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
minus-square@hitmyspot@aussie.zonelinkfedilink7•9 months agoI usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.